I was greeted with vitriolic anger and extreme doucheyness. I stood at the exact spot Kevin reunited with his parents in Home Alone 2 and fought back tears. I fed pigeons in Central Park whom I later yelled at. Of all the fallen empires, I like England the most. This individual appears to excel at XBOX and being a big stupid smelly face head pants. Even when the bare-assed monkey performs fantastical feats like saving its young from falling trees, or fending off predators with only its tail, one cannot help...But there are some common dating mantras we’re told from couples and relationship experts alike that, To be honest, we’re tired of hearing of them, mainly because they don’t really work.Here are ten dating tips we know really to be bulls*** We get it. Let’s be honest – the people this works on are just not worth your time. Can’t people just be honest if and when they like someone?
It has been an interesting ride; at the time of writing this, we’ve garnered over 91,000 likes and shares on Facebook alone and over 3,000 tweets plus several hundred shares on other social media channels.
So far the blog post has received over 441,000 unique page views and has done a world tour, with us showing our type (loving) face in almost every country.
Indeed; after the Australian designer community had shared the ten dating tips with their significant others and the single designers had suddenly realised why they’re single, the crusade continued on to Asia from where the post flew over to the US and finally to Europe.
Or as French stylist Caroline de Maigret once said, ‘always be f***able’.
But can you deny there’s a certain truth in that love will find you when you’re looking for it the least?