He points out the theater’s fixtures clinically, detailing his plans to “fix the whole thing up”—exterior paint, restrooms, glory holes.But I stop listening as it dawns on me what’s happening: how low the film’s volume is, how the uhhhnnns coming from the screen are virtually inaudible compared to the Uh! UUHHHs coming from the people in the room, reclining on a hodgepodge of floral-patterned couches that serve as the only seating in the place.The bowl of free condoms in the entryway should’ve tipped me off, but some prudish part of me believed those were for later, when couples go home. The auditorium is concrete and cavernous, the insulation visibly crumbling from the high ceiling.The guy in the striped polo shirt showing us around is probably in his early 30s, making him the youngest person here by a decade.you remind me of my wife." Geez, Portland, you are killing it with being Portland-y right now. The people having the most sex are those who are living together, but aren't married (18% say they have sex two or more times a week). People who fuck two or more times a week represent the biggest piece of the pie at 35% (single, living together = 18%, married = 9%, single = 4%). There isn't really an online pornography gold standard yet. ) Besides the options provided: You Porn, XTube, and Red Tube, your write-in jerk-spirations were: 4tube, Bing video search, erotic fiction, Extremetube, Fet Life, x Hamster, Motherless, Nude Vista, Porn Hub, Reddit subreddits, Red Tube, Chaturbate, Spankwire, Tumblr porn, X-Art, XVideos. (BTW, 17% of you said you watch porn on Thomas Edison's Kinetoscope—and frankly that's 17% more snarky goofballs than I thought would be taking this survey. BEFORE IT GOES DOWN Those of you using sex toys are buying them on the internet (20%), or keeping it local at She Bop (16%) or keeping it corporate at Fantasy (9%), while 6% of you got your toys from your lover and you aren't sure where they buy their stuff, because you enjoy mysteries? Okay, I'm going to drop some knowledge on you right now. You go to Planned Parenthood, you plunk down the 150 or so bucks (sometimes they run a 0 flat-rate screening), or you get a cheap screening from the Oregon Department of Health. You are fucking more butts than any other borough (at 16%), which means we'll have to start calling you "Sauvie Brown Eye-land." Instead of St.
WOW‚ PORTLAND, so many of you took this year's Mercury Sex Survey! [Note: Some of you answered all the questions, but some of you couldn't be bothered—so that's why some of the results may not equal 100%, math-nerds.] Now for the monumental task of decoding these fat stacks of survey results. One percent of you are 66 to 75 years old, probably because my parents are VERY supportive. (That makes me feel much better about my cold, empty bed. mostly just to be polite, also so you don't feel like our relationship is just about sex (sometimes you have to nod and smile supportively while the person you're banging goes on and on about their jerky boss).
'I'm done experimenting but there's plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life.'A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes.
I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine.' London-born Tom found big-screen fame with Star Trek Nemesis, and in the 2009 hit Bronson, where he played the notoriously violent criminal Charles Bronson to critical acclaim.
I aim to scientifically answer these questions: Who are you, Portland? 50% of you are ladies, and less than 50% dudes, while 2% of you would like us to stop asking about yer gender. For a city that's been accused of being promiscuous, being a temporary home to tons of bands rolling through between Eugene and Seattle, and attracting young ballers looking to make a killing in the real estate game—a whopping 63% of you are married or are co-habitating. 7% of you work for the government, and coincidentally, government workers are most likely to jerk off daily!
(No wonder those lines at the post office are so long! if you get my meaning.) 67% of you identify as heterosexual.